Thursday, March 2, 2017

Fun facts about Mom



Mommin ain't easy!! A few quick facts about being a mom.

* We are forever changed, our hearts never new they could grow this much and love so deeply.

* It was cute when we thought we were tired before we had kids. Just hilarious!

* Being puked on really doesn't bother us any more.

* Boy moms-  accept it they hate pants!

* We hide to eat chocolate! Because they can smell treats from a mile away. And will hunt you down like : mommy what do you have? Mommy what do you have? Is that candy? Can I have a bite? Please!

* All moms cuss a little, and if you say you don't You -are -a -liar.

* We are constantly feeding someone, the words " I need a snack" are stuck on repeat.

* We feel like we have failed most days.

* Privacy? what is that you speak of?

* Going shopping by yourself feels like you just got out of the big house and got your first taste of freedom!

* Little people hugs can make your day better no matter what happened.

* We need to stop trying to be perfect. With 3 there is no way.

* For some reason no one can find shoes even if they are standing right in front of them.

* We need our husbands! (Single moms are outstanding I don't know how you do it)

* Jesus and coffee keeps us going.

* Don't compare yourself to other moms we are all a hot mess.

* We take crazy to a whole new level when someone messes with our kids.

* We dream of bubble baths!

* I wish I could wear dress up to the grocery store.

* We are beyond blessed our cup runneth over!

* If you feel crazy you are probably doing it right!

* It's OK to cry.

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